Second woman: I died from a terrible heart attack. I suspected my husband of cheating, so I arrived home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him alone in the den, watching television.
First woman: So what happened?
Second woman: I was so sure there was another woman in the house that I ran around seeking for her.
I ran up into the attic and searched, then down into the basement. Then I looked through every wardrobe and checked beneath each bed. I kept doing this until I had checked everywhere, and I was so fatigued that I collapsed with a heart attack and died.
First woman: Too bad you didn’t check the freezer… We would both still be alive.
